my mood literally depends on the depth of the bags under my eyes

jakemalik:

if i’m not eating i’m most likely not happy

(Source: hi, via asian)

rebuy:

i hope flip phones make a comeback in 2015 

(via relahvant)

heatmor:

im just annoyed and ugly all the time

(Source: cradily, via heart)

foodchewer:

secretlifeofawasian:

foodchewer:

just got my first boner

Congratulations

thanks it was hard

(via orgasm)

mond0:

sö î hèãrd ÿôū łįkê gùÿś wìth áçćėñtš

(Source: eggito, via weedjoke420)

vulcanprodigy:

circumcisions:

vvorldwideweb:

unzip your pants and show me your personality

im a little cocky

keyword being little, i presume

(via gnarly)